dan and laeci do a meme

-How much older are you than the last person you kissed?
Dan: one year
Laeci: one year and two months, actually. But you're older than me.

-Wallpaper on your cell phone?
Dan: You
Laeci: You. What am I doing?
Dan: You're yelling at a card pyramid. Or actually, you're going to eat it or something. You're Godzilla.
Laeci: Well, you are looking cute at Cold Stone.

-Where was it taken?
Dan: Your common area.
Laeci: It's called a dorm lobby... and I just said that.

-What are you listening to?
Dan: I'm not listening to anything.
Laeci: I'm listening to you talk.

-Do you get along with girls?
Dan: Yes.
Laeci: Most of the time.
Dan: Who's that girl? *singing*
Laeci: You're a dork.

-Last movie you saw in theaters?
Dan: The Ruins.
Laeci: Me too cause I was with you!

-Last thing you ate?
Dan: Oreo cookie.
Laeci: Mmm, trans-fat! I ate really crusty bread.

-What was last thing you drank?
Dan: Water.
Laeci: I drank whiskey. Actually it was a Diet Coke.

-Are you happy right now?
Dan: Yeah.
Laeci: Ish.

-Whats the last thing someone said to you?
Dan: "Are you happy right now?"
Laeci: "What?" But actually, it was "What was the last thing someone said to you?"
Dan: Yeah.

-What color is your hair?
Dan: Brown.
Laeci: Me too, but mine's lighter and has some blond and red and stuff.

-Who makes you happiest right now?
Dan: You.
Laeci: You. We're dorks.

-What were you doing at midnight last night?
Dan: Homework.
Laeci: I was in a Benadryl-induced sleep, waiting for my throat to stop swelling shut.

-What's for dinner tonight?
Dan: Nothing?
Laeci: I ate ice cream for dinner.
Dan: Aren't you healthy?
Laeci: No...

-What is the last thing you thought about?
Dan: Having to do CAD drawings for a backpack I haven't even designed yet.
Laeci: How I don't want to work in fifteen minutes.

-When is your birthday?
Dan: You know when it is.
Laeci: It's March 16. When's mine?
Dan: *makes noise*
Laeci: When's mine?
Dan: Later in the year.
Laeci: You're a bitch.
Dan: *giggle*
Laeci: It's May 11. *sulks*

-How do you feel about your hair right now?
Dan: It looks stupid.
Laeci: I'm sure it doesn't. Why does it look stupid?
Dan: I don't know. It does.
Laeci: That's very deep. My hair's boring.

-Where does most of your family live?
Dan: Calimahfornia.
Laeci: I don't know what that means.
Dan: Yes you do.
Laeci: Me too.

-Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
Dan: Yes... is that some kind of a test?
Laeci: No, it's the actual question.
Dan: Yeah, but is that challenging for most people?
Laeci: I don't know. Maybe for whores.
Dan: For you it is.
Laeci: Shut up. Are you calling me a whore?
Dan: "you make me feel like I'm a whore"
Laeci: What's that from? Oh, it's Seether huh?
Dan: Uh-huh.
Laeci: Let's move on to the next question.

-What color are your eyes?
Dan: Hazel.
Laeci: That's a girl's name.
Dan: No! Hazel.
Laeci: Hazel's a girl's name.
Dan: Mabel.
Laeci: Mine are green and prettier than yours.

-Do you think you lead people on?
Dan: Yes.
Laeci: You do? Who?
Dan: Lead on, spirit, lead on.
Laeci: Who do you lead on? Daaan!
Dan: Styrafoam.
Laeci: I hate you. How do you spell 'styrafoam'?
Dan: Are you writing down what I just said?
Laeci: Who do you lead on?
Dan: *silence*

-Are you married?
Dan: No.
Laeci: You're supposed to say you're engaged.
Dan: Well, it didn't ask me that.
Laeci: But you should want to tell everybody!
Dan: I told everyone in my room.
Laeci: There's no one in your room!

-Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
Dan: Um.. possibly.
Laeci: I don't like you.

-Did any of your friends go out with any of your ex's?
Dan: No.
Laeci: That's cause you don't have any exes. Yet.
Laeci: Mine did.

-Which is more romantic: sunrise or sunset?
Dan: Sunset, because I'm awake.
Laeci: I don't know; waking up together and seeing the sunrise would be romantic.
Dan: I don't want to wake up that early.
Laeci: But we could do it from bed and go back to sleep.

-Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
Dan: Nuh.
Laeci: I have my ears pierced a bunch.

-Do you believe in love?
Dan: "I believe in a thing called love."
Laeci: Stop quoting and answer.
Dan: Who doesn't?
Laeci: Jaded people.
Dan: Well, people who can't love don't believe in it.
Laeci: Maybe they believe in it, they just can't do it.

-How old do you want to be when you have kids?
Dan: Like it matters.
Laeci: It matters. You want to have kids now? Like, tomorrow?
Dan: No.
Laeci: So when?
Dan: Um, whenever I feel like is a good time, which is not condusive to an age.
Laeci: So like when we reach an appropriate socio-economic status?
Dan: Yes.
Laeci: Can I has your babies?
Dan: Nooo.

-When was the last time you threw up?
Dan: Um, I think it was when I was at Disneyland. Disneyland is funny that way.
Laeci: How old were you?
Dan: Like, 20?
Laeci: You haven't thrown up for two years?
Dan: Yes, I hadn't thrown up for like 10 years until that.
Laeci: That's amazing.
Dan: You're always throwing up and fainting and weird crap happening to you. I can't believe it
Laeci: That's because I'm a girl and I'm inherently weak.
Dan: Oh, ok. You suffer from anemia.
Laeci: Actually, I do. I desire a fainting couch. It's cause my corset's so tight.

-Do you curse a lot?
Dan: Hell yeah.
Laeci: That was dumb. You should have said like, "Fuck shit dammit..." I don't know.
Dan: That doesn't make any sense.

-Are you happier single or in a relationship?
Dan: Yes, I'm happy.
Laeci: So in a relationship. Would you rather be married or dating?
Dan: Married.
Laeci: Me too, so let's get married.

-What's something you wish you could understand better?
Dan: Um, quantum physics.
Laeci: Life in general.

-If someone doesn't like you, it's usually because?
Dan: Because they're an asshole.
Laeci: Because my boyfriend's an asshole.
Dan: *laugh*

-What are you excited about?
Dan: Um, you coming to town.
Laeci: Me too! Yay!

-Kissed someone in the last 24 hrs?
Dan: No. Yes.
Laeci: You have not. You've kissed the phone maybe.

-Have you lost friends in the past year?
Dan: No.
Laeci: Don't think so.

-What's the connection between you and the last person you texted?
Dan: Um, former roommate?
Laeci: I thought you weren't allowed to text cause your mom wouldn't let you. I don't know who I texted last.

-What is wrong with you right now?
Dan: Not wearing any clothes.
Laeci: There's nothing wrong with that.
Laeci: I should be working.

-Do you miss your first love?
Dan: No. Yes. I don't know.
Laeci: What is a 'first love', anyway?

-When did you last cry?
Dan: I don't know.
Laeci: Was it when I made you the card with the googly eyes?
Dan: Sure.
Laeci: I cry practically every day, so I don't know.
Dan: You cry every hour, on the hour.
Laeci: You can set your watch by me.

-Who do you hate?
Dan: I dunno.
Laeci: Me, sometimes.

-How many piercings do you have?
Dan: Two.
Laeci: You do not, you don't have any! Where are they?
Dan: Places you can't find.
Laeci: Like, inner anal piercings?
Dan: No, in my gut.
Laeci: That's disgusting. You should have normal ear piercings like me.
Dan: It's called a spleen stud.

-Are you happy?
Dan: Yeah.
Laeci: I'll be happy if you go home with me this weekend.
Dan: Oh will you?
Laeci: Yeah.

-Are you shy around the person you like?
Dan: Yes.
Laeci: No you're not.
Dan: Yeah.

-What do you smell like?
Dan: You can't smell yourself!
Laeci: Well, if you smell like sweat or something you can.
Laeci: I really can't say.

-What are you drinking?
Dan: I'm not drinking.
Laeci: I wish I was drinking water.

-What’s your favorite thing to have on your bed?
Dan: Uh, you?
Laeci: I'm your favorite thing? Like a stuffed animal or something? That's cute.

-Last movie you watched?
Dan: 2001-A Space Odyssy.
Laeci: Wristcutters-A Love Story. LOVED IT.

-What do you wear to bed?
Dan: Clothes.
Laeci: You sleep fully clothed and that's weird. That's the first thing I'm changing when I'm marrying you.
Dan: Thank you.
Laeci: I wear pajamas.

-Do you tend to make relationships complicated?
Dan: No.
Laeci: I do.

-Are you afraid of bugs?
Dan: No. Well, it depends what they are. A spider isn't a bug, but I'm kinda afraid of spiders.
Laeci: I'm afraid of centipedes and millipedes because their legs creep me out.
Dan: Spider legs are longer and scarier.
Laeci: Yeah, but there's less of them. Plus, spiders are cute!

-Are you hiding feelings from someone?
Dan: No.
Laeci: Me too.

-What do you think of Eminem?
Dan: We've already done this one.
Laeci: Yeah, it's in every meme.

-Do you read?
Dan: No.
Laeci: You're literate, you just don't read that much.
Dan: Yeah, that's kind of a stupid question. How are you going to answer that question if you don't read?
Laeci: That's true. I read all the time though.

-Do you sleep with a teddy bear?
Dan: No.
Laeci: I do.
Dan: Do you play with them?
Laeci: I don't play with it, I sleep with it.
Dan: Well, that's annoying. That'll change when we get married.

-What is your favorite emotion?
Dan: Anger.
Laeci: That's sick. I think we're supposed to say happy.

-When you sleep, what do you dream about?
Dan: Last night I dreamed that someone broke into my car and I caught them.
Laeci: Did you beat them up?
Dan: No. I yelled at them.
Laeci: I have really weird dreams about random things. I have nightmares a lot.

-Whats going to happen in two weeks?
Dan: I'm going to feel like shooting myself!
Laeci: Why?
Dan: School.
Laeci: Oh yeah, that. Well, in two weeks it'll be four days until my birthday.

-What’s on your mind right now?
Dan: Your birthday.
Laeci: That's cause I just said it.
Dan: I know what I'll get you?
Laeci: What?
Dan: It's, it's this thing..
Laeci: NOO DON'T TELL ME!!

-Name someone whose name starts with the letter "J"?
Dan: Anyone? Um, Jeffrey.
Laeci: Do you actually know someone named Jeffrey?
Dan: No, but I'm sure there's someone.
Laeci: I know someone named Jeffrey.

-Do you care what others think about you?
Dan: Yes.
Laeci: Not really. I've kind of given up on people.

-Do you trust people easily?
Dan: I guess.
Laeci: I don't. I didn't trust you until we had been dating for like, a year.
Dan: You still don't trust me.
Laeci: I do too. Sometimes.

-Do you think you’ll be married in 10 years?
Dan: No.
Laeci: What does that mean?
Dan: *laughs*
Laeci: You're an evil, evil person.

-What do you look forward to in the next three months?
Laeci: Getting married (in 3 months 11 days) yaay!
Dan: You.
Laeci: I don't understand that.

-Who was the last missed call?
Laeci: You.
Dan: You.

-Do you plan on moving within the next year?
Dan: Yes.
Laeci: We get to move a whole bunch of times. We'll move out of our dorms into home, and then into our apartment. It'll be a crazy summer.